Saturday, March 21, 2009

Stories with a twist

She was the most beautiful girl in our class, the perfect mixture of innocence and intelligence, I always wanted to propose to her but held back as she would not approve of my love as we were the best of friends. Today, being the last day of our college, we had a farewell party.I saw her, she was in an angelic white dress, She was leaning against the wall talking to her friends, I smiled and she smiled back, I felt elated, she asked me to join her, I went.I asked her if I could speak to her in private to which she obliged. I confessed my feelings for her, she was confused, she asked me if i really loved her, I replied back with a yes,.She asked me if I loved her unconditionally, I replied with a yes, she was in tears, she replied back saying I was lying, and she questioned on how could it even occur to me on loving her, as we had been the best of friends I replied back saying I wasn't lying and can do anything to prove my love towards her . I asked her if she wanted me to jump from the top of this building to prove my love, she dint utter a word, I was onto the edge of the wall, turned back and told her I can my prove my love towards her, I was about to jump but I held back and looked back at her, she came to me running with her arms outstretched, I came down,my heart beating faster, with my head over my heels, I felt a chill down my spine, only to realize it was blood all over me.

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I never asked god “why me” as I was one among a billion to represent my country at the Olympics, I trained hard to reach this level, I won the bronze medal in the earlier race, but this time I wanted to do my country proud,I wanted to win the country’s first ever gold. The race was on, With a baton in my hand, I had only one thing on my mind- to win the gold medal, all I had to give was everything, i was set, my heart beating faster, the country of 1 billion people chanting my name, I was raring to go, the moment the rifle shot, I started running only to fell to the ground, I had the sun in my face and dust in my mouth, I felt a sharp twinge of pain, I looked at my leg to realize the rifle was misfired and the bulled pierced my leg.


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I looked at her, she looked at me, I instantly had a liking towards her, though she was on the plumper side.She was very fair,like an angel. I convinced my family about her and they gave in to my wishes. I heard a scream, she shouted, I turned around, A Big man with a knife in his hand was slitting her throat, I threw up at the sight of the incident and lost my consciousness, I woke up to the aroma of freshly cooked rice, my brother fed me with the best chicken biryani I ever had.

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I looked at him,he looked at me.I think he recognized me, he gave me a warm smile, I smiled back, He was staring me at me hard, I dint like it, I offered my hand for a handshake, he offered his, I spoke to him, he spoke to me but I couldn’t hear him, i asked him about himself and he was smiling, I asked him about his whereabouts he was smiling, he was still staring at me and smiling, I was annoyed, I took a stone and threw at him, he broke into 5 pieces.

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It was around 8 0 clock in the morning, he was ahead of me, i tried to catch a glimpse of him but I couldn’t, he was growing smaller as time grew by. I gave up my chase on him as I couldn’t reach him, I tried everything to catch his attention but I couldn’t,
I was returning back at 6 30, he was behind me, I felt he was stalking me, he was behind me everywhere I went, maybe, he was angry with I did to him in the morning , I doubled my pace , even he increased his pace, I was scared and hid behind the tree, he disappeared, I started for home, feeling happy on able to get rid of him. I looked back, I gasped, he was just behind me, He was growing bigger and bigger, There he was - my shadow

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I always had a crush on her, everybody despised her, people she was manipulative and calculative, I never seemed to care, she was nice to me and she was full of life, it was love at first sight for me, she suddenly took ill, I went to visit her at the hospital with a bouquet full or flowers and eyes full of tears,she informed that she has a coronary heart disease,now I can no longer touch her,she took my breath away and stole my heart, both literally and actually.

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I had been running all night, away from my past, away from my shadows, I was running into oblivion with emptiness beckoning me with open arms, I tried not leaving my footprints but I couldn’t, I wished they were taken away from me like my identity, with all the running, I wanted to quench my thirst. Far across I could see a silhouette, the air was filled with perfume,the closer i came, everything seemed clear and better, the silhouette was becoming a reality and it was of a lady, with the most outstanding smile and beautiful big eyes, the shine in her eyes, the perfume of her just making me eager, she took me near the shade, she consoled me, cuddled me and befuddled me, sensing my thirst, she kissed me and offered me a drink, the first drop quenched my thirst and I was feeling earthly, I realized what elixir meant, I thanked the lady for the elixir, she smiled, I cried, only to realize I could weep no further, she closed my eyes only to never open them again, succumbed to the cyanide she offered.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

My college Days

It is always dark before the beginning of dawn, Maybe, this is the precise reason why one needs to experience the torture of Intermediate before the beginning of Engineering. I was blessed to be at Vasavi. The 4 years of my life where
We laughed, We cried, We made friends, We made enemies, We cracked jokes, We were the butt of the jokes, We smoked, We doped, We drank, We played, We copied, We flunked, We bunked, We ragged and Were ragged, We danced in the rain, We dried in the sun, We hated some, We loved some, We flirted, We traveled by bus, we traveled by car, 3 on a bike, 10 in a seven seater, 240 in a 120, we never seemed to care, we carried drafters but took home laughter, We smiled , We smirked, we screamed, we shuddered, we shrieked, We fought, We lost, We won, We learned, We forgot, We paid, We gambled, We kicked, We were kicked,
In short we lived every moment of our lives.
Now, when i look back on my life,I treat these 4 years as one of the best years,The years with no responsibilities, Unfettered freedom.The years where there is transition from Teenage to Ty's,The hormonal Changes, The evolution of a boy to a guy, The maturity, the relationships,The little responsibilities,
Then I had everything, But now, i see only I no We, where every action is under a scanner, i feel i am being judged,its never about the present, its always about 5 years down the line, 10 years down the line, always trying to keep up with the frenetic pace of life, The sacrifices, what the heck!!!!
I wish i could relive those moments all over, Once again, with my old torn jeans, with my unkempt hair, with 100 rupees in my wallet ,smsing frnz, getting tickets in black, i wish ....But, as they say ...Change is the only constant thing in life, Maybe, i would be able enjoy my present in future, when i look back 5 years down the line.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

My version of Pichle Saat Dinon from Rock on

Meri Bike Ka Petrol Bill,
Ek Aadhi Padi syllabus
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Proxy ka mera Rollnumber,
Paanch Sau ka mera Condonation
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Mere Bag me Xerox Ka Notes,
Padhne waala hain Kaun Roz
Pichhle 15 maheeno Mein Maine Khoya
Kabhi Results Pe Hansa Main Aur Kabhi Results Pe Roya
Na Na Na Na Na …
Na Na Na Na Na …
Na Na Na Na Na …
Na Na Na Na Na ….
Supplementary ka exam,
Tough Lagi Mujhe Badi
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Mere Nightout ke woh Raat,
Rehne waale Dost sab Saath
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Mere Ragging ke woh Seniors,
Mere Naye Naye Juniors
Pichhle 15 Maheeno Mein Maine Khoya
Kisi Ladki ko hasaya Main,
Aur Kisi ladki ko Rulaaya
Kaise Bhuloon Placments ka nasha chaaya
Kisi Ne Mujhe first round me clear karvaya
Kaisa Pal Tha Jis Pal Maine Interview Pehli Baar Diya tha
Select hogaya mein Pehli Baar Maine Jaana.. Kya Hai Job
Maine Hosh Bhi Khoya Dimaag Bhi Khoya
Kabhi Khud Pe Hansa Main,
Aur Company Pe Roya
Na Na Na Na Na…
Na Na Na Na Na…
Na Na Na Na Na…
Na Na Na Na Na…
Maine Pichhle 15 Maheeno Mein Ye Sab Hai, Khoyahhhh
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The Reason y 15 months is mentioned is because its been exactly 15 months since i have graduated when this post was published . and FYI this  was written at night from 2 45 to  3 30 after
a long chat on yahoo with my frnz based in USA so the chat is what had wat transpired me to draft the lyrics.

**Disclaimer.
This post strictly belongs to the author,Copying or Distrubution of the Content will be
dealt serioulsy.. iwith due respect to the Joker..."Why so serious Smileee"

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Lite.... Lite Theesuko.....Pichhaa liite

"Lite theesuko ...lite theesuko ...lite theesuko ....antaa lite theesukunte...Life ee lite aipotundi ...."
True translation ...English mein
"Take it easy,........take it easy ....take it easy .....if you take everything easy ...life itself would start taking you easy"
I remember this dialogue because of the seriousness of the situation and the stress with which it was pronounced by X while i was preparing for my exam.
The first time i heard the word "lite" was during my Engg 1st year when i was ragged by my senior and another senior told tat guy "veedini lite theesuko akkada inkokadu unnadu choodu vaadini choodu" (go easy on this guy, look at the guy over there") and i was allowed to go and the other guy was ragged.I just couldnt come to terms abt "lite theesuko" then , but now it has become an integral part of my life.
Knowlingly or unknowingly i picked up the word "lite". According to me this would be the most used four letter word ...i know there are a lot of four letter words one uses but this somehow stands out ..As Osho mentioned in one of his speeches, that the most famous four letter word(@@@@) can be used as a noun, an adjective, a verb so on and so forth , Similarly is the word "Lite". It can be used in numerous occasions.

Different Scenario's:
Exams
Q) Hows the preparation going ??
Ans) lite....
(can be interpreted as he/she has either prepared fully or hasnt prepared at all or has completed a minor part and is riding on luck since he is expecting only those which he has studied)

Q) Hows the movie???
Ans)Lite,....
(can be average or bad ..but definitely cannot be good)

Q) Wat did u do in holidays??
Ans) Starts off with a lite and depends from person to person
reply from a normal person " lite ...i was very busy ... got up at 1 o clock ...ate and slept ..and went out with frnz"
reply from a nerd " lite ..dint do anything useful ...just learnt "some" computer languages, went for "some" french/german classes, and went to "some" gre classes thats it .."

Q) who is he/she?(this conversation is strictly limited 2 frnz)
Ans) with a smile ...lite teesuko ...and which is again followed by a smile

After some serious conversations or fights or after some strange situtations
A) i m sorry ...
B) hey its ok ...lite..........

There are many situations where one uses "lite",I can go on and on but ....."LITE THEESUKO"

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

My tryst with Superstitions............

...................... The incident ............
I was bleeding, my shirt and trouser torn ... i was bruised ...i had mud all over my clothes .. all my certificates lay scattered on the road ....... i was literally "on the road" and was in great pain ..i cud only remember my moms words echoing throughout.. i was both conscious and unconscious at the same time when this "incident" happened .
This was one of the worst situations one could be in... i was taken to the hospital and the necessary medication was taken care of ...i felt bad ..REAL BAD ... this would probably be the worst way one could start off one's career (ya it was my first day at office or i should i say my career!!!) ...awesome beginning if u r considering a movie but hey this is real and that too my life (why me ??? god only knows )

........flashback ........ 2 days earlier ..........

I was both gungho and a bit depressed as this was the first time i would be away from home.Maybe from now on, i have to live away from home ....Almost an year back i was really happy when i got placed into this company(i think i need to write another blog for this ), but now its not even a day since i left home that i started missing my family, frnz, room, my balcony,my room .hmmmmm (wish i cud get back all that) anyways....
After a tiring and a long journey i was finally at the Infy campus @ mysore ....after the initial verification process i had to wait around for the golf cart to pick me up and drop me at the alloted room ...it was really an amazing experience looking at the lovely campus sprawled over 300 acres something, i was a bit worried as i was pondering "what if i got lost in this big campus and all?"
Me and my frnz loaded the luggage onto the back of the golf cart and got into it ... the golf cart started and we were looking at one of the best campuses with an infrastucture which is too good to be true ...then suddenly i heard a burst(hmm any guesses) it was the tyre of the golf cart that got punctured ... damnit!! ...ahhh wats this ?? Hare Raam!! ab ye bhi hona tha kya .... "arrgggh whyyyy ??" were the only words that were in my mind and my mouth at the same time.This was the least i had expected ... i had hardly entered the campus and wow such a grand welcome party ???... i ve never even thought of such a grand reception even in my wildest dreams damn it!! ... mera bad luck hi kharab hain ..wat to do??? so this got me into thinking .....

.........................again a flashback ......... (1 week prior to this)

My mom came out with a calendar in her hand and said "Beta,why dont u postpone your journey", my immediate words were "why??" ,she replied " it isnt an auspicious time to start", i was really annoyed and told her "mom these tickets were booked two weeks back and now you are asking me to postpone it?? ..that too now at this time?? .." and added " its not posssible ". What followed was a small fight and mom asked me to catch a flight instead .... i told her "ok, if i get it then good, else i have to travel on the very day i had the tickets booked for " to which my mom reluctantly agreed, luckily or unluckily .all the flights were full and there was no vacant seat for me. My mom was unhappy with the progress but some how she dint say a word,....just 10 minutes into me leaving for Mysore my mom asked me to go to the puja room and take blessings and added ... "pray well coz ur starting out on an inauspicious day and i m really worried about u" ... bas yehi nahi kahna tha ... i wanted to yell at my mom for this but stopped coz she is mom na ..she is worried about my well being ... kya kare?? ... i just smiled and kept quiet but i dint know that these words would eventually change my life (for good????)

.......................back to the present ..........................................

All this came to my mind ... i got into thinking, perhaps i should have listened to my mom and all this wud have been averted.
I was disturbed by the nurse's voice,she asked me if she could put some dettol to which i gave a green signal and added " whatever u feel like", she asked me if i needed a plaster ...i replied, " i dont know" .. she said " its better u take it coz i have applied a cream on it which helps in faster healing" ...
The funniest part was, i had a bad cut on my face which was infact visible but if this plaster were to stick on my face ...then god knows how i would have looked. I had a cut just below my nose and man i wud have looked absolutely funny with the new found add on.I realised that this add on was "ADDING INSULT TO INJURY", so i decided against the plaster as it wud do no good for my image and i went back to my room.
At night, i couldnt sleep how could i?,with all this drama happening around ..i tried to recollect the incident to decipher wat exactly went wrong....... After coming out from the induction program, i was very hungry, i took one of they cycles from the cycle stand( ya a bicycle coz the Infy campus is against pollution ,even i felt awkward initially ,cycle ?? but seeing everyone around i felt comfortable) then i took some geared cycle and started cycling at great speed coz its been a long time since i had a ride on any of em .suddenly i sensed something wrong ....i figured out that the front tyre got punctured, i thought i cud make it to my hostel room and slowed down a bit and then came a turning ...i dont know what happened ..i just couldnt control the handle and i applied the brakes which werent working ...and then all of a sudden a big thud ...i dont remember wat exactly happened but i was on the road and that was then the incident had happened . i felt bad asi realised how foolish i was in not bothering to change the cycle inspite of knowing that it was punctured ...(to be continued)

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The most crazy thing one can ever do ...but we did ...

Our final exams were over ... everyone would be busy in about a weeks time from now .....in 2 weeks i had to join Infy... my friends.. Adi,Raju,Harsha were asked to join different mnc's in about 2 days, 3 weeks, 1 month respectively.... Vinay @ Wonder was going to the US of A in 2 months from this day, Jayapal and Style were planning to move out some time later ....so we planned for a Get-together as this would be our last meeting of our Engineering lives and from now on we would be treading another phase in life.
We wanted this meeting to remain with us the for the rest of our lives ,we wanted this to be really different as this would officially signal the end of our college life!! Our exams were over just a week prior to this, so we wanted to celebrate our achievement of completing engineering which we completed wid a lot of huffs and puffs

..................... The Day .......................................

I dint know at what time i got up but when i looked at the watch it read 1 0 clock p.m i called up everyone and asked about the plan ... none of them had an idea ... so i brushed my teeth and slept again, at 6:30 in the evening i could hear my cell playing "i ll be there for you" (the ringtone of the tv show friends) and i rambled something over the phone ... i cud only hear the plan as i was half asleep ..

.......... ....................The plan..............................

We decided to go to Jayapal's place in the night and then do some crazy thing in the night,We dint have a plan but we thought of doing some adventure or crazy thing tat night
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.............................. The Night ...................................

It was around 9 o clock ... Raju and Adi called me up asking me to come over to a specific place so that we all cud go together ...i informed them that i wud be there in about half an hours time ... i called up Harsha and told about the plan.... when i finally reached the point i got a call from Raju asking where i was .. i replied," i am at the meeting point" ... his reply was " arey o pagal saale, y did u go there" my immediate words were " arey paagal u told me to come to this point na" ..raju replied " oh my god ,what should i do now?? i m right in front of your building" ... i was like " wat the hell are u doing over there " anyways i asked him to come over to the meetin point ...
After 10 mins i got a call from Adi asking me where i was, i replied " i m at the meeting point",Adi said " arrey i m in front of u r building " :D This was the exact way to start out on an adventure ,see how well the plan went off smoothly??


After some time Harsha,Adi and Raju came over to the meeting point ....... we called up Jayapal told him tat we were coming to his place ...he told us tat we are not allowed since he took a new room in the same area ... we said " ##### ####### @@@@, we are coming over to ur place thats it", and ended the call giving him no choice but to say yes, we went to his place but he was already there, waiting for us below his apartment, ... then we thought that first we should eat and think about our adventure later ... it was 9 45 by then ... so we decided to go to "taramati",we started off, me harsha on one bike, Adi and Style on one bike, Raju and Jayapal on another bike and we started shooting videos and it was pure fun!!! ......

...........................At Taramati..................................................................

When we finally reached the place..... we were shocked to see that it had a closed board near its door ... we were really angry and hungry .... but we cud see some people eating in .. so we just barged into the restaurant ... the manger told us that the restaurant is closed ... but we asked him to provide him food as we were hungry ... he agreed to it but added "ok,but u guys have to eat fast as its past closing time and its not supposed to be kept open", We dint have a choice so we agreed. Before our food arrived we shouted,cracked jokes, took photos and did every sort of thing that u generally wont find in any restaurant and we continued this even after we were done wid the food.After we polished off the food we were wondering on what should be done next ... we thought of going to gandipet ... but the manager told us its risky coz the police catch u for no reason and they just rob u of ur money for something or the other stupid reason,We thought and thought and we knew a place ......it was just a few kilometres away that there is a lake ....for this we had to travel enroute our college ... so we were really thrilled with this development and we started from taramati and headed for the lake ...it was really dark and nothing was visible ...but wid all the beam from the bikes we could make it to the lake .....The lake had a kind of spooky feeling coz we were hearing all kinds of strange noises but we decided to hang around..we parked the bikes and started walking to find a rock near the lake ..we found a huge rock and made up our mind that this was the place we would be sitting for the next few hours.

........... ............. The Lake episode..........................

We did a some rock climbing and ensconced on a rock and we talked about various topics ranging from our wonder boy to our Engg life(how fast it went by) and our exams,the labs,our experiences,the way we copied,and so on and so forth...it was beautifully lit night with the moon smiling over us and taking a peek.We were still feeling strange, we saw some broken bottles,some empty gutkha packets and a piece of cloth which looked like worn and torn.Generally nobody frequents this place.I actually felt the jitters i dont know its sixth sense or whatever but i wanted to move out of this place ASAP.We moved out of this place.We all got on the bikes and started .While we were travelling i saw a Tombstone. I was frightened because it just looked like straight out of a movie scene. I tried not to think about it.The drive back too was scary.Silence everywhere except for throttling of the engine.

...........Photo Session in front of college at 2:30 in the middle of night.................................

Finally we reached our college ...we wanted to relax ...and u know this was the best part of the day .. We took pictures of ourselves right in front of college ..looks ordinary ..but this was at night 2:30 imagine how the lighting would have been?? All dark except for the moon .. so the way we took our pics is wat was exciting ...The bikes were parked right in front of our college and the Engine was not turned off .One of us was hitting the throttle and the Light from the bikes headlight would throw out some light and at the very moment we clicked away our moments of glory "photos right in front of our college,With the light from the bikes at 2:30 in the night" crazzy rite.


...............Another photo Session..............................

After the crazy photosession We headed for Jayapals room .We stopped near Golkonda fort and drank tea from a small "bandi" near it ..and we took some exciting snaps ,We sat in the middle of the road and took photos and tat was another awesome experience."SOMETIMES SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE TURN OUT TO BE EXTRAORDINARY", this quote would hold true in all aspects to my 4 years of engineering.

...............Rakshak vehicle and the siren ..........................

After we drank tea ,we stopped a few meters away from the bandi, there was a cannon almost in the middle of the road ..we thought of taking pics over there ...we parked our bikes a few feet away and were getting ready to take pics just then ..we could hear the siren of the rakshak vehicles nearby so we decided against the pics as surely we would have been questioned by the police as to what we were doing at this place and it would have been unnecessary trouble.This is because we were near golkonda fort at 2 45 in the night and it was a military area and surely our movement would have been under scanner. We moved out of the place as fast as we could.

......................Racing against wind ...................................

When we reached nanal nagar adi raju and harsha though of a race,and everybody was reaching their topspeed on their own bikes.The cc of the engines were 180,150,150 so it was no race at all...it was just the power of the engines ...we finally reached jayapals room all exhausted both the machines and us

.....................Playing thief,............................................

Jayapal lived on the pent house. Though the gate was open,there was another kinda gate which opened up to the pent house ,but this was locked ...what we were supposed to do was ,we had to climb a wall and get onto the stairs ..i never climbed on the wall or something, so i was apprehensive about this ,but my friends told they would help me do this. As we were climbing the staircase the power was gone, we heard dogs barking, i dint feel like doing this.If someone was alerted then we would have surely be mistaken for thieves i asked my frnz to wait till the power was on ..but they dint listen to a word of mine and instead convinced me tat it would better if we climb the wall without any light .everybody climbed the wall easily except for me, i couldnt do tat .so adi came back and helped me out .while harsha was pulling me from above and i managed to climb the wall...but what happened was ..everyone was laughing with the way i climbed the wall ..and raju couldnt control his laughter and dropped the helmet which rolled on the stairs creating noise ...we all felt the jitters but surprisingly nobody woke up ...when we reached jayapals room the power was back and we were thankful to god tat nobody was awake or else surely we wud have been mistaken for thieves.When i reached the room i felt my hands hurting, when i happened to check em ..i had a bad bruise near my elbow and a lot of scratches on my fingers and elbows,but i dint feel the pain.
We took jayapals laptop and scanned for movies and harsha was orkutting on the computer in the room ..we all were just gazing at the monitor as harsha was checking out his scraps ....we teased him a lot on this and it was fun ...we dint know what to do as we had a lot of choice i.e ..one laptop and an another pc ..so we saw the movie vennela for some half an hour and then we decided to sleep ....we put a blanket on the floor on the outside of the room so tat we could see the sky above us and we talked some crap and slept while one of was talking on....

.............The morning..............

I woke up to find i was soaked in sweat as i was exposed to the sunrays hitting me ..i got up and woke others and we got ready to move to our respective houses as it was already 9 0 clock in the morning ...but raju was still sleeping ...( to be continued)


Saturday, May 5, 2007

The day of "MUNNA" and much more

It was wednesday ...we guys were planning to go for a movie ..all we lazy heads decided to go ahead wid the plan,but the problem was with the choice of the theatre ,we started discussing....how abt an evening show near any one of our frnz place and a "sitting" afterwards ,After a long discussion the theatre was fixed, the place was fixed.... perfect...is it ??? nope not yet ..wat about the tickets??. What if we dint get the tickets coz the movie was hyped,the very thought of it
dampened our spirits (did it???)...naaah!! we always had the black option i mean getting the tickets in black..The next hurdle was asking everyone to come over,this is when the real problem started ...our "wonderboy" always needs to be pushed, i called him up ,as usual he was reluctant to come ..what followed that was "#######,#####@@@" and he agreed

Since i had nothing to do i slept in the afternoon.In the evening i got a call from adi n raju ....ab shuru kahani mein twist.... it was abt purchasing the tickets in the front row tat too in black!!!! the very thought was very scary as i had a nightmare of an experience previously ..

...................... flashback starts ..................................

It was during my 2nd year(of wat?? ) intermediate, me and my childhood pal went to "Skyline" theatre, the balcony tickets were all over ..so we had to take the next denomination ,we were told tat not many tickets were left so we took it,The movie being shown was "THE MATRIX RELOADED".. after some time of babewatching(cant use a better word.. sorry ladies) we went into the theatre n then to my shock, our seats were just 3 rows away from the screen i was like ..wat the ****, dint know wat to do, i finally made myself comfortable in that so called chair (a nightmare)....the movie started after a long time coz of a numerous ads were shown rite from some saree ad to an innerwear ad ...... The movie started ....the hero was blabbering something i cudnt understand ...(ahh these english movies) ....the real fun started afterwards, the people in the front row and people adjacent to me were all "mass" guys ...the hero and heroine were in some conversation about something which i cant recollect, these guys were getting restless ...a guy shouted "bahut baat karliya ab kuch kar" n there was laughter all around ...n then some fight sequences and then Neo talks to oracle ..the conversation was interesting coz it was relating to the future of the Matrix ..now again a comment from the front bench guys ..."arrey o buddi se kya baat karega" , seriously this time i was really annoyed wid tat ...after sometime these guys left the theatre coz they dint get to see what they expected ...ahhh some relief i watched the movie and when i returned back home i had a headache,a backache, a pain in the leg and a pain in the ........coz of that so called chair......then i decided not to sit in those front row seats again........


.........again a flashback....................


hmmmm maybe i wud have to write a separate blog on my experiences at
the"skyline" theatre....


...............back to the present..............


All this came to mind when i was told about the front seats which were available ....oh my god!!! hell noooo ...i asked them to try for some seats in the balcony even if it means by paying some extra bucks because i dint want another hellish experience this time around..i went to harsha's place and both of us headed for the theatre meanwhile i was told tat raju and adi got tickets for all of us(in black) ...We guys met at the theatre but we entered the theatre 10 mins into the start of the movie ...i just hated this coz i like watching a movie right from the first frame to the last frame but its okay coz we went there not to watch the movie but to have fun ..we guys decided to make our presence felt so we were all screaming, shouting, clapping, whistling (sounds odd but trust me thats one way of having fun)..the movie was an ok movie but I liked the concept of it …the 2nd half was good but it had too many twists and turns contrary to the first half which was all drab and boring ........."the interval is the best thing that can happen to a bad movie" we had a sandwich and a soft drink which was wasn’t cool enough to be called a cool drink …. the movie was over and then we guys headed for a restaurant .... we were maha hungry like a lion which dint have food for ages…but the problem was ... the time then was 10:30,almost closing time ..we made a decision to squeeze into some restaurant and Order something ,so tat we dint have to run from place to place in search of food....The food was ordered and the guys who eat chicken and mutton gorged like there was no tomorrow, at the very instance we discussed about another friend of ours, jayapal who doesn’t leave even a small piece of meat, the way he breaks the bones of the poor animal and the way he sucks the meat out of the bone was discussed ….we ate and ate and ate until we cud eat no further ….then we headed for raju’s place,As the restaurant was nearby his place we decided not to take the shortcut, instead take a long route coz "SIMPLE IS BORING"…. The ride was fun .. it was around 11:45 that we were at Raju’s place.. we all ensconced in a sofa pondering on wat to do next….all our eyes went on his not so personal computer…harsha and wonder fought to occupy the computer and the whole computer was googlised(searched) .. each one of em looking for wat they wanted ...after some time as any conversation wud have it, that too in the middle of night the topic drifted to “ghosts,devils,aatmas and stories(fiction and non fiction) and fantasies about em” thanks to emi ra Arun and "wonder" the topic varied from talking to spirits to voodoo to some experiences …the first thing was I ve always hated this topic(coz of apprehension) ....... next wat they were discussing was all crap and boring ..i thought it wud be scary ..but It was dull and boring barring for a few moments ….after some time emi ra arun slept while we all were all awake ..then I dunno who said that but we decided to make him the bakra …we did every thing possible we took talcum powder,matchboxes,empty pet bottles, a jhaadu,whatever we could lay our hands on and started shooting we made him a devdas, a mime actor, a priest,a daku mangal singh,a harry potter, everything possible rather watever we could think of wid those props ..but the lighting wasn’t good, so harsha fetched some emergency lamp and the light was focused on "emi ra Arun" …and we started shooting …we dint know what we were doing but we were having fun at his expense …then Adi thought of a really creative thing he got some deodorant from Raju’s room , lit a match and sprayed the deo on the match..... voila there was a huge flame …we decided to play a prank on "emi ra Arun" …Adi placed it near Arun and he lit the match and sprayed the deo but nothing worked...we tried and tried but nothing worked as either the match was blown off or the deo was not sprayed at the right time... I was shooting all this,
the next time it worked there was a brilliant flame but I dint shoot it coz I just closed the cam then,.. aila!!! and everybody cursed me!!! …hehehe and again the process started ...it dint work ,Adi was doing the same thing over and over again but nothing worked....... finally we were down to last three
Matchsticks and finally this time around it worked!!!! and I captured the moment

A flame consisting of blue,red colors sprang up .... it was worth all the trials... The trial lasted a few seconds more than an average trial …we were all happy With the achievement…. believe it or not while we were all doing this emi ra arun was still sleeping!!!!!! "Wonder" was constantly waking up Arun ,we told him to Shut up! but he dint listen to a word of us….finally we passed time discussing on A whole range of topics from moon to earth we left nothing …..not even the dog which was sleeping on the road …strange but true ……then we were tired with the Adventure and decided to a have a little nap so that we could play cricket early in Morning but the time then was 3;30 finally we again opened the not so personal computer And watched “manmadhudu” movie (as raju dint have many watchable movies on his no so personal computer) … I dunno how many Times I saw tat movie but still I can laugh at every good dialogue of the movie( i almost know em by heart!!!!)…. Then Raju bought some namkeen,mixture,some haldiram chatpat …we ate and were Watching the movie that too at 3;30 in the morning…..i dunno what happened next .....But I felt somebody kicking me and it was wonder ...he was waking me up .......it Was 5;30 in the morning we decided to play cricket so all of us headed to a nearby ground which was not really a ground(it was supposedly a children's park but had nothing in it to be called a park or a ground it had trees placed right in the middle of that grassless park and a lot of dump at the corner of that so called park, but if one looks at it from our point of view then it was worth playing, we played for sometime, as usual I played badly …was trying variety of shots which never worked leading to Laughter all around …..


.......................the funny incident......................................

i was about to bowl then i heard something, it was an aunty in the adjacent Apartment asking us not to play cricket coz it seems a window pane was Broken by some cricketers the week before( but we never found any window Which had anything made of glass) …we told tat we would be done in half an hour and we continued playing … After some time .. Aunty came to our ground and demaned the bat …Raju replied “aunty meeru kooda adandi” ("Aunty if u want even u can play with us") which was very hilarious…actually the aunty wasn’t an aunty but an annoying old lady ….

Adding fuel to fire one bhudda came out and started screaming at us ....
If we continued playing then he would perceive us as “YEDAVALU”(useless fellows) and started speaking some crap which sounded as idiotic as his appearance.........I felt like kicking tat old guy ....Adi shouted at that bhudda threatening him to give us Respect …(this was not the way an old person was supposed to talk) …I dint interfere much into the matter coz I was an outsider and if I said or did Something idiotic it wudnt be good ….finally the matter was settled and we Decided against playing, if we played tat old ass wud have died of a heart Attack and the aunty wud have gone mad ..the truth was we were really tired to play any further but we still sat there , after some time wonder was coming up with all law points and some hi fi English to Another uncle(a big time ass) who was peeping from his balcony …the Conversation of wonder and tat ass uncle was very funny coz this was exactly Not the way u talk in an argument ..wonder was coming up wid all law points And some hifi fundoo English (god bless him )..finally the matter was over And we vacated the ground coz we were all tired
and irritated wid these Dumb heads …the most funniest part was tat the old lady was threatening to Call the police (as if they have no work).... we were laughing at this ..we realized how foolish the lady was In telling us tat she wud call the police …..we vacated the ground and again headed to Raju’s place and again had a long conversation about trivial things .n finally we decided to get back to our respective houses as it was already 11 in the morning and dint have anything better to do at raju's place…I came back and man there was work work and more work at my place …….i hoped I missed out on nothing ....did i??