2 Words ..one story..

yess.... noo....yesss ..nooo...yes .no yesssss .noooooooo ..yessss nooooooooooooooo..yesssssssssssssssss .nooooooooooo


these are the exact words which go thru my mind when i set my alarm early in the morning ..it ultimately ends with my heart saying Nooo to the Yesss by the mind ...the heart wins over my mind and i switch off the alarm and switch on my dreams

The Animal in me

The other day, one of my friends was very angry with me and for reasons unknown to me started abusing me with all kinds of animals like monkey,donkey,the pig which gave the swine flu and so on.(most of the words have been censored not to hurt the readers sentiments), so i was wondering if could relate to those animals and Voila, i came up with the list which as below

1)When i sleep i resemble a Koala
2)I do things like the nematodes
3)I talk like the Peregrine Falcon
4)I eat like a monkey
5)I move like a tortoise
6)I walk like a Lion(LOL)
7)I look around like an Eagle's eye
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Stories with a twist

She was the most beautiful girl in our class, the perfect mixture of innocence and intelligence, I always wanted to propose to her but held back as she would not approve of my love as we were the best of friends. Today, being the last day of our college, we had a farewell party.I saw her, she was in an angelic white dress, She was leaning against the wall talking to her friends, I smiled and she smiled back, I felt elated, she asked me to join her, I went.I asked her if I could speak to her in private to which she obliged. I confessed my feelings for her, she was confused, she asked me if i really loved her, I replied back with a yes,.She asked me if I loved her unconditionally, I replied with a yes, she was in tears, she replied back saying I was lying, and she questioned on how could it even occur to me on loving her, as we had been the best of friends I replied back saying I wasn't lying and can do anything to prove my love towards her . I asked her if she wanted me to jump from the top of this building to prove my love, she dint utter a word, I was onto the edge of the wall, turned back and told her I can my prove my love towards her, I was about to jump but I held back and looked back at her, she came to me running with her arms outstretched, I came down,my heart beating faster, with my head over my heels, I felt a chill down my spine, only to realize it was blood all over me.

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I never asked god “why me” as I was one among a billion to represent my country at the Olympics, I trained hard to reach this level, I won the bronze medal in the earlier race, but this time I wanted to do my country proud,I wanted to win the country’s first ever gold. The race was on, With a baton in my hand, I had only one thing on my mind- to win the gold medal, all I had to give was everything, i was set, my heart beating faster, the country of 1 billion people chanting my name, I was raring to go, the moment the rifle shot, I started running only to fell to the ground, I had the sun in my face and dust in my mouth, I felt a sharp twinge of pain, I looked at my leg to realize the rifle was misfired and the bulled pierced my leg.


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I looked at her, she looked at me, I instantly had a liking towards her, though she was on the plumper side.She was very fair,like an angel. I convinced my family about her and they gave in to my wishes. I heard a scream, she shouted, I turned around, A Big man with a knife in his hand was slitting her throat, I threw up at the sight of the incident and lost my consciousness, I woke up to the aroma of freshly cooked rice, my brother fed me with the best chicken biryani I ever had.

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I looked at him,he looked at me.I think he recognized me, he gave me a warm smile, I smiled back, He was staring me at me hard, I dint like it, I offered my hand for a handshake, he offered his, I spoke to him, he spoke to me but I couldn’t hear him, i asked him about himself and he was smiling, I asked him about his whereabouts he was smiling, he was still staring at me and smiling, I was annoyed, I took a stone and threw at him, he broke into 5 pieces.

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It was around 8 0 clock in the morning, he was ahead of me, i tried to catch a glimpse of him but I couldn’t, he was growing smaller as time grew by. I gave up my chase on him as I couldn’t reach him, I tried everything to catch his attention but I couldn’t,
I was returning back at 6 30, he was behind me, I felt he was stalking me, he was behind me everywhere I went, maybe, he was angry with I did to him in the morning , I doubled my pace , even he increased his pace, I was scared and hid behind the tree, he disappeared, I started for home, feeling happy on able to get rid of him. I looked back, I gasped, he was just behind me, He was growing bigger and bigger, There he was - my shadow

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I always had a crush on her, everybody despised her, people she was manipulative and calculative, I never seemed to care, she was nice to me and she was full of life, it was love at first sight for me, she suddenly took ill, I went to visit her at the hospital with a bouquet full or flowers and eyes full of tears,she informed that she has a coronary heart disease,now I can no longer touch her,she took my breath away and stole my heart, both literally and actually.

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I had been running all night, away from my past, away from my shadows, I was running into oblivion with emptiness beckoning me with open arms, I tried not leaving my footprints but I couldn’t, I wished they were taken away from me like my identity, with all the running, I wanted to quench my thirst. Far across I could see a silhouette, the air was filled with perfume,the closer i came, everything seemed clear and better, the silhouette was becoming a reality and it was of a lady, with the most outstanding smile and beautiful big eyes, the shine in her eyes, the perfume of her just making me eager, she took me near the shade, she consoled me, cuddled me and befuddled me, sensing my thirst, she kissed me and offered me a drink, the first drop quenched my thirst and I was feeling earthly, I realized what elixir meant, I thanked the lady for the elixir, she smiled, I cried, only to realize I could weep no further, she closed my eyes only to never open them again, succumbed to the cyanide she offered.

My college Days

It is always dark before the beginning of dawn, Maybe, this is the precise reason why one needs to experience the torture of Intermediate before the beginning of Engineering. I was blessed to be at Vasavi. The 4 years of my life where
We laughed, We cried, We made friends, We made enemies, We cracked jokes, We were the butt of the jokes, We smoked, We doped, We drank, We played, We copied, We flunked, We bunked, We ragged and Were ragged, We danced in the rain, We dried in the sun, We hated some, We loved some, We flirted, We traveled by bus, we traveled by car, 3 on a bike, 10 in a seven seater, 240 in a 120, we never seemed to care, we carried drafters but took home laughter, We smiled , We smirked, we screamed, we shuddered, we shrieked, We fought, We lost, We won, We learned, We forgot, We paid, We gambled, We kicked, We were kicked,
In short we lived every moment of our lives.
Now, when i look back on my life,I treat these 4 years as one of the best years,The years with no responsibilities, Unfettered freedom.The years where there is transition from Teenage to Ty's,The hormonal Changes, The evolution of a boy to a guy, The maturity, the relationships,The little responsibilities,
Then I had everything, But now, i see only I no We, where every action is under a scanner, i feel i am being judged,its never about the present, its always about 5 years down the line, 10 years down the line, always trying to keep up with the frenetic pace of life, The sacrifices, what the heck!!!!
I wish i could relive those moments all over, Once again, with my old torn jeans, with my unkempt hair, with 100 rupees in my wallet ,smsing frnz, getting tickets in black, i wish ....But, as they say ...Change is the only constant thing in life, Maybe, i would be able enjoy my present in future, when i look back 5 years down the line.

My version of Pichle Saat Dinon from Rock on

Meri Bike Ka Petrol Bill,
Ek Aadhi Padi syllabus
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Proxy ka mera Rollnumber,
Paanch Sau ka mera Condonation
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Mere Bag me Xerox Ka Notes,
Padhne waala hain Kaun Roz
Pichhle 15 maheeno Mein Maine Khoya
Kabhi Results Pe Hansa Main Aur Kabhi Results Pe Roya
Na Na Na Na Na …
Na Na Na Na Na …
Na Na Na Na Na …
Na Na Na Na Na ….
Supplementary ka exam,
Tough Lagi Mujhe Badi
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Mere Nightout ke woh Raat,
Rehne waale Dost sab Saath
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na…
Mere Ragging ke woh Seniors,
Mere Naye Naye Juniors
Pichhle 15 Maheeno Mein Maine Khoya
Kisi Ladki ko hasaya Main,
Aur Kisi ladki ko Rulaaya
Kaise Bhuloon Placments ka nasha chaaya
Kisi Ne Mujhe first round me clear karvaya
Kaisa Pal Tha Jis Pal Maine Interview Pehli Baar Diya tha
Select hogaya mein Pehli Baar Maine Jaana.. Kya Hai Job
Maine Hosh Bhi Khoya Dimaag Bhi Khoya
Kabhi Khud Pe Hansa Main,
Aur Company Pe Roya
Na Na Na Na Na…
Na Na Na Na Na…
Na Na Na Na Na…
Na Na Na Na Na…
Maine Pichhle 15 Maheeno Mein Ye Sab Hai, Khoyahhhh
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The Reason y 15 months is mentioned is because its been exactly 15 months since i have graduated when this post was published . and FYI this  was written at night from 2 45 to  3 30 after
a long chat on yahoo with my frnz based in USA so the chat is what had wat transpired me to draft the lyrics.

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dealt serioulsy.. iwith due respect to the Joker..."Why so serious Smileee"

Lite.... Lite Theesuko.....Pichhaa liite

"Lite theesuko ...lite theesuko ...lite theesuko ....antaa lite theesukunte...Life ee lite aipotundi ...."
True translation ...English mein
"Take it easy,........take it easy ....take it easy .....if you take everything easy ...life itself would start taking you easy"
I remember this dialogue because of the seriousness of the situation and the stress with which it was pronounced by X while i was preparing for my exam.
The first time i heard the word "lite" was during my Engg 1st year when i was ragged by my senior and another senior told tat guy "veedini lite theesuko akkada inkokadu unnadu choodu vaadini choodu" (go easy on this guy, look at the guy over there") and i was allowed to go and the other guy was ragged.I just couldnt come to terms abt "lite theesuko" then , but now it has become an integral part of my life.
Knowlingly or unknowingly i picked up the word "lite". According to me this would be the most used four letter word ...i know there are a lot of four letter words one uses but this somehow stands out ..As Osho mentioned in one of his speeches, that the most famous four letter word(@@@@) can be used as a noun, an adjective, a verb so on and so forth , Similarly is the word "Lite". It can be used in numerous occasions.

Different Scenario's:
Exams
Q) Hows the preparation going ??
Ans) lite....
(can be interpreted as he/she has either prepared fully or hasnt prepared at all or has completed a minor part and is riding on luck since he is expecting only those which he has studied)

Q) Hows the movie???
Ans)Lite,....
(can be average or bad ..but definitely cannot be good)

Q) Wat did u do in holidays??
Ans) Starts off with a lite and depends from person to person
reply from a normal person " lite ...i was very busy ... got up at 1 o clock ...ate and slept ..and went out with frnz"
reply from a nerd " lite ..dint do anything useful ...just learnt "some" computer languages, went for "some" french/german classes, and went to "some" gre classes thats it .."

Q) who is he/she?(this conversation is strictly limited 2 frnz)
Ans) with a smile ...lite teesuko ...and which is again followed by a smile

After some serious conversations or fights or after some strange situtations
A) i m sorry ...
B) hey its ok ...lite..........

There are many situations where one uses "lite",I can go on and on but ....."LITE THEESUKO"